Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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