I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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