Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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