I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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