ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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