Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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