wanna go halves on a baby?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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