we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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