sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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