Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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