It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
That's intense
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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