you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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