i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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