these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
