There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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