It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
