why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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