Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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