I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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