i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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