I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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