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I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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