If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize