I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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