my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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