I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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