What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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