The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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