She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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