Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Alive.
So much puke
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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