you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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