Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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