Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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