My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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