i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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