so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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