yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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