yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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