we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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