You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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