But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Randomize
