Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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