She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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