im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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