playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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