Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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