As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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