whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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