Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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