i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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