I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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