can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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