I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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