if you like me you must not know who I am
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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