But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i dont even know how to be here
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm like, not good at living.
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