But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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